Meet Phil Marlow who claims he was ex REME to people when out on the streets obtaining money from the general public.

Yet when asked by a real ex REME veterans he could not name any of his instructors,

From the ex REME guy.

“Claims he went to Harrogate for 2 years then arborfield for his phase 2 but can’t tell me any instructors and refused to answer any questions”

Facts from people who know him.

“He worked the door for the past 10 years an he was on the doors before me scum bag he has never been in the services as far anyone iv spoken to knows”

He also has form for steeling from other forces charities

A charity collector stole cash destined for veteran servicemen and woman from the armed forces.

Phil Marlow was seen using collection buckets without a security seal on them and at the end of the day pouring money out of the buckets to keep for himself.

Marlow, 28, of Denville Avenue, Cleveleys, denied stealing £400 but was found guilty of the offence after a trial in his absence.

The irony being is the veterans trust Ltd was also a Forces charity scam.

looking though his profile and there is not one reference to his time in the armed forces

No records of him having served

Convicted Forces charity Thief and a Walter Mitty


As yet another scam magazine bites the dust due to poor sales. Another one pops up and should be spotted in Weston Super mere last week, but the rotund pie eating parasite Ben Neilson.

Now sporting a new badge and selling Nation News. Same scam just a new format. So let the information flow begin.

in Basingstoke today 11/10/2018 and looks a lot like veterans journey. I am guessing it’s another scam

Here are a few pictures of Ben Neilson spotted scamming money for that other scam magazine veterans Journey (read link)


When he worked fo another known charity scammer Micheal Figg

Read link about Figg who set up his own scam Veterans magazine

Micheal Figg

Another Scam Ben Neilson set up just before Remembrance Sunday was calledHercules Supporting Veterans

Which he quickly wrapped up after we exposed him.

He then went into partnership with Wayne Kirtley setting up two further failed charity scams

Here is Ben Neilson verbally abusing a member of the public who asked him where the money goes to

Ben Neilson abuse

Andover 12th Oct 2018

Hassling old folk and looking very suspicious lurking about. Did they have permission?

Saturday 13 October in Chippenham Wiltshire

Phil Marlow claims he was as ex REME yet when asked because a real ex REME could not name any of his instructors, then got aggressive.

Facts from people who know him.

“He worked the door for the past 10 years an he was on the doors before me scum bag he has never been in the services as far anyone iv spoken to knows”

He has form for stealing

Ben is not a happy bunny.


great work by club members who reported them in Chippenham and a big up to the Wiltshire police who saw through their BS and moved the parasites away, they also took their magazines off of them.

The parasites then moved to Winchester to try their luck there and were seen doing a runner once alerted that we were on to them.

Keep it up guys. They will be out tomorrow.

Profits not so great today Neilson?.

Photos and information supplied by Wayne Kirtley who also bubbled his other rival Micheal Figg

As members are aware we have been hitting companies, particularly those from Blackpool who set up bogus charities and magazines sales to exploit the good name of the Armed Forces and con money from the general public for their own selfish aims.

One name who is constantly linked to these scams is Micheal Figg

Last week two of his ex employees bubbled him to us for starting up a magazine along the same lines as A Veterans Journey

Owner Wayne Kirtley in a vain pathetic attempt to take the heat off himself and his scam operation has been very vocal about Figg.

Pele Duncan who now claims both are immoral after only now wanting a clean brake to run Red Arrow recruitment

Kirtley claims Figg is a Sex offender in his own words

Michael Figg () – has posted on Awareness News FB page. Now he mentions a company but which one (or is it both). Figg opened Awareness Distribution Ltd (share company) 25 April 2017. Now he has resigned as a Director, but he still owns 50% of that company. Or does he mean the good old faithful TVT Fundraising Ltd (formally The Veterans Trust ltd – share company limited by guarantee so technically non-profit)

He also owns this company

How can they have been going a week (Riggs own words) & be on their second publication ! It’s meant to be quarterly!

These guys seem to like Keswick Mr Figg and one other currently selling Awareness magazine.

Mr Figg was there last week as well. They are not claiming money goes to good causes but are promising guaranteed work for any veteran that gets in touch with them.

So Figg has offered to speak to veterans over the issue of his magazine and offer to put veterans into work.

Figg and his company house of cards game

Figg when attempting to defend himself gave interesting response.

But this was yet another lie as Neilson was, but only a director for two months – Figg should have informed Companies House. So TVT Publications Ltd (No. 10388268) never traded – Figg should have closed it then with Companies House.

Is that what happened with his previous company with exactly the same name.

Figg opened TVT Publications Ltd (No. 09515278) for the first time in March 2015 with one other Director, Nick Travis. Travis

only stayed a Director for two months before resigning (properly this time).

Figg missed his first filing date with Companies House in March 2016. In June 2016 Companies House commenced compulsory strike off from the register and the company was finally closed on 13 September 2016.

Now on 21 September 2016 Figg, with Neilson this time, opens a brand-new company called TVT Publications Ltd (10388268).

Surely, he could have salvaged the original company (very easy to do) and just added Neilson as a director to it – but maybe that involved producing some accounts of some description.

So, no money being collected anywhere??

Using Children

Link to the filing history page for this company on Companies House. Accounts lodged on 19 April – you just need to open up the pdf to see the full accounts

This leads on to what Figg said when the Mirror spoke to him in January this year when they did the article on Kirtley. Figg said he was collecting for a charity called Our Children’s Welfare. Our Children’s Welfare has failed to lodge accounts with the Charity Commission and is now 42 days overdue (having had 10 months to submit them) – basically they are gone.

Also, the women the Mirror spoke to for the charity, Emma Parriss, who was given to them as a Trustee of the Charity (presumably by Figg) is not listed as a Trustee with the Charity Commission. Emma Parriss isn’t particularly clean herself although the Mirror article is the only link to Figg.

Now if he was collecting for this charity at the end of last year / beginning of this year what company was he using. If I have understood the accounts for TVT Fundraising Ltd correctly he can’t have been using this one – it made a loss?

If not, was he using Awareness Distribution Ltd (No. 10738916) which was opened in April 2017 (but presumably was for his magazine) or TVT Publications Ltd (No. 10388268) – the one with Neilson – which was in the process of being closed by Companies House from December

2017. Both these companies are share companies and not non-profit companies.

Just in case this is a screenshot from Awareness News FB page where Figg claimed to have raised £100K for Andy Allen’s Charity (David De Sourza’s digs at him).

If he did raise that sort of money what company did he use. Wonder if it was one of those ones that didn’t trade!

Spotted in Preston. We know things are getting harder for Figg as he used to get others to sell his scams. Less people want to get involved these days

For the last year Pele Duncan has been spotted several times selling the scam magazine The Veterans Journey as well as bragging about it.

He has also been exposed as part of the Blackpool forces charity scam ring which TWMHCHQ have seen off, or in other words they stopped using the armed forces to con money out of the general public and switched to other causes.

Duncan has since decided his actions were immoral “his words” and now wants it all to go away as his “immoral” actions are now having a profound effect on his latest business venture.

Why should we believe you Duncan.

Karma is a bitch

As the pressure from TWMHCHQ builds up on the scam magazine the veterans Journey and their money making is taking a hit, Wayne Kirtley decided to bubble some other members of the Blackpool scam ring who are attempting the same scam as him, in the vain attempt we would take the heat away from him. No honour amongst thieves!

On further examination Ironically one of his very own sellers is fronting this latest scam and like Kirtley, he is claiming he hires ex forces to sell the scam.

But first from the bubbling grass himself.

Once we dusted off the old BATCO wallet and decrypted his message we took a look at the link.

Yet again using the armed forces as the main thrust to gain their ill gotten gains and like The Veterans Journey, claiming they employ ex forces to sell the magazine, yet to date. Not one has been found when confronted by real veterans.

We then looked at the main poster who claimed the following

Stephen Brown of Blackpool who we exposed selling for the Veterans Journey

Despite bubbling Brown to us, both Pele Duncan and Wayne Kirtley both liked their mates scam page.

Obviously keeping an eye on the competition.

People have already start to question them and like Kirtley and his gang the same line is given

Again like The Veterans Journey the magazine is most probably plagiarism of someone’s work

And wrists bands again, what a shock.

Kirtley yet again bubbles known Charity scammer Michael Figg.

Who fat little fingers are in many charity scams, using ex forces to disabled children as a front to exploit the loop holes.

More to follow

Here is the latest scam Facebook page just in case you want to ask questions 🤪

Kirtley then attempted to justify with a little bitch rant and claiming the same things he claimed 12 months ago

Those who have followed the WMHCHQ over the years know we are not very popular with Walter Mittys, Bloaters and forces Charity scammers for the obvious reasons.

The condemned walts normal “Modus Operandi” or MO as Konjac would say, was to try and call our bluff followed by a car crash of walting buffoonery after their walting wheels fell off once provided with our evidence, tactically harvest before they could hide their internet walting.

Some would hold their hands up, confess and get sent to the “WALT VAULT”. Others would still try it on and a very small section would delete their profile, hide for a while only to resurface under a new name and set up an anti walter mitty hunters or troll hunters facebook.

These pages all ran along the same lines, claiming they are going to expose the admin of those nasty walter mitty hunters who ruined their walting ways.

These pages would attract former exposed and about to be exposed walts in the vain hope they could bribe their way out of the situation they had placed themselves in. several of the Blackpool charity rackets and walts with hard cash have offered huge amounts of Wonga to anyone who could positively identity the admin behind the WMHCHQ.

The WMHCHQ is a big club and there have been several other like minded pages who try to emulate what we do, the admin of these pages have allowed themselves to be easily identified and thus found themselves accused of being the admin of the WMHCHQ with their faces plastered all over internetshire.

So far our identity is a closely guarded secret.  Only the Pope, some bloke called Colin, Boris Johnson and Prince Phillip know. 😉

So with all that, lets talk about Tinklesplash.


At first we ignored the ramblings of the page for what it was. deranged babble created by nothing more then an outraged Wankspangle, angry for being exposed and wanting some kind of control of the situation and a feeling of self importance, after all we took away his fake military identity which he used to gain admiration from the general public.

However, the page started taking a more sinister tone, highlighting anyone who commented on our page and making up some of the most outrageous claims in order to blacken their names and internet footprint.


The creator was also posting pictures of his victims children and making derogatory claims, all to hurt and infuriate those who had really served and their families.

For the WMHCHQ we decided to act so not to let other members reputations be tarnished with lies and fabricated evidence by the people behind these pages.

So off to work we went.


Firstly we looked more closely as some of the comments on this blog to work out when the person behind Tinklesplash first started commenting. We then looked at other posts by disgruntled walts or those claiming to be acting on a walts behalf and identified a common trend in writing style of a set of posts dating back to 2016. After we had exposed Alan Willcox from Southampton and poster called John started posting on the blog protesting for Willcox and playing the disability card.

As much as we sympathise with his disability it was not an excuse to walt in the way he was doing.

Read the link and you can view the comments


John was getting nowhere and his posts became more erratic and desperate, with the normal. “I will get you shut down etc etc, bla bla bla.




exib30 start

John buggers off, but then we get Micky and Jim commenting about every exposed walt.


exib25exib26exib24 sas claimexib23


Micky and Jim bugger off and then we get Tinklesplash

exib6exib5exib4exib3exib2exb 1

Even making out he had thousands of followers, yet only one comment allowed….more on that later.

With the help of some ex members of the Royal Military Police some more digging was done.


It was identified that each of the five email addresses linked to ’Tinklesplash’ have at some time been used to post messages to WMHC from IP address, this IP address belongs to virgin Media and is issued within the Southampton area.
It was noted that two of these email addresses have the number ‘24’ in the name; this is common as humans find it difficult to come up with replacement dates of birth etc.
These are:
A Google search was conducted for ‘Alan Willcox Southampton’
The fourth result – ‘Southampton train station – Accessible Britain’ could be seen displaying the name ‘Alan Willcox’, which is perhaps not unusual considering that the Walter Mitty ‘Alan Willcox’ lives in Southampton, and has disabilities that require the use of a wheelchair.


As it can be noted from the above image, ‘Alan Wilcox’ has left a review.
Upon viewing the page, the name ‘Alan Willcox’ is absent, from the viewable page content, upon viewing the page source, the name ‘Alan Willcox’ could be seen as the author.


The actual content of the page displayed what appears to be his username, namely ‘alan24924481’ which looks suspiciously like a service number. His number from the limited time he had served.

Again you will note 2492 is used in the email Jimhunter2492@.

It can be recalled that one of the email addresses as attributable to ‘Tinklespalsh’ above contains ‘2492’.
Upon reviewing the grammar on the review page, there are also some similarities to the ramblings on the ‘Tinklesplash’ WordPress page.
Furthermore, as it can be seen in the IP Address attachment, in Jun 16, the IP address was used to post using the mickytake4 email address, which was apparently done from Nottingham/Alfreton, but as we can see Willcox likes to travel and post about it.

Tinkle knew something was up and posted this


our guys looked at each of the IP addresses to resolve the ISP and approximate location, each of which pointed to the Southampton area. To be clear Virgin Media and Sky are both residential providers and there is no way these IP addresses are used by VPN providers, VPN providers tend to have servers in data centres as they would not be allowed to use residential ISPs and the bandwidth would not be sufficient.
Knowing Tinklesplash watched our page we posted a link to a new walter mitty hunters page called walter mittys exposed, On this page we set a simple trap and asked a member to post a picture of his flat. Nothing else, no leads or even a hint as to who lived there. Willcox did not disappoint .

Wow. How did Tinklesplash know who we were on about or where he lived.  Then flapping diversions taken from the book Cunning plans by Mr Sod off Baldric claiming to be from Blackpool.

Then more digging when Tinklesplash mentions Willcox army number and his alleged time in 63 Signals SAS which is the same claim made by Micky.

exib24 sas claim


We then posted up a CC1 out to all those who had their pictures along with accusations posted on the Tinklesplash page in order so victims of the page could collect visual evidence along with DTG of the offence.

The Tinklesplash page then switched to private and he started taking down his posts. However, Google is a bitch


No place to hide

He then attempted to call our bluff and open the page back up, but this time attempting to play the victim, only to drop yet another clanger.


Only one problem the Crime Ref number was issued in 2016 around the same time we exposed Willcox and from Hampshire. Willcox partner Alison who was desperate to identify the admin had used this number when she attempted to threaten the page with the police unless we took his outing down.

We then posted an IP and Email address and a further picture which until now was locked safely in the Willcox file which had never been used in his original outing.

Only he would know it was posted by his partner Alison


He then, Buggered off.


Members, introducing a little splash of tinkle as Alan Willcox.



But is does not stop there. He was used by another exposed Walter Mitty and charity con man, in the form of Chris Webster to spread his accusation and hate via proxy


It became obvious Webster was in contact with Willcox and feeding him in order to smear those who publicly exposed him.  The only Comment ever allowed on Tinklesplash


Webster being the slimy chap he is approached other pages attempting to get them to do the same.

We set up two clone Anti walt pages to ID the tinklesplash fake account of

and Webster made contact and did not disappoint.

Looking at the dates of Webster’s allegations and the date information/ allegations contained on tinklesplash Coincidence?


Will you ever learn Webster. We have more.

As with most walts and bloaters we have exposed, they like to desperately have the last word. It’s some sort of walting comfort blanket for their cumpery.

Willcox did not disappoint. Firstly admitting he was behind the trolling, then doing a runner with his final good bye post to his imaginary members. How sad!

Meet Alex Bomberg who will tell you he was a former ADC to Royalty., an officer and served in the 1st Gulf War amongst other claims.

These claims Mainly to media outlets and those he seeks business from. Obviously the likes of Sky News and other news outlets are not going to seek royal security advice from a former PTE who was a mess waiting, a driver/Batman.

Bomberg first came to our attention several weeks back and at first we felt one link in French was not enough visual evidence to go by and we were concerned this could be just business bitching in the security industry. Not the first time someone has tried to use us for that reason.

However, we decided to carry out our own investigation searching for other strands of evidence which could link Bomberg to exaggerating his service for gain… other words Bloating or Bloatburging!

Private Alex John Bomberg served in the Gloucester Regiment between 1991 and 1995, Alex was an Officers Mess waiter. In 1996 to 1997 Alex was a driver based at Kensington Palace.

These events are factual, but unfortunately Alex, bloated his military career to the media in order to promote himself as a Royal Protection expert to advance his reputation with the media.

.Alex has made claim that he was an Aide De Camp (ADC) to members of the British Royal Family, an ADC is a position only for senior military officers,

What’s it all about

something Alex never was, he posted this claim in 2009 on ARRSE under his account name bomb-int.

Here he clearly states “I was an ADC at Kensington Palace”

After putting this question to him he admitted, be it reluctantly that he had made that claim

Yet, He claimed on French TV a few weeks ago that he was an ADC.

Royal wedding interview

The pics are the screen shots from the link and google page clearly stating he is a an ADC, every journo cant be wrong and misquote him?

But when questioned he used this excuse

So it’s the interpreters fault! It was also noted that Blomberg was doing some serious pruning of his web and social media pages in order to hide the bloatarge.

Someone must have hacked his phone when he spoke to the jerno as well.

Then During an interview with ‘The Brunei Times’ in November 2013, Alex again is described as ‘…. the former military officer’ and again ‘…The former British Royal Aide’.

It may seem a long time ago 2004, but when Alex knew people had caught him out on his bloating lies, Alex in May 2018 quickly contacted the Stroud News & Journal and asked them to remove the claim about him serving in Gulf 1, nearly 14 years after the article was published, you can read for yourself in the email evidence, where the Stroud News & Journal say

‘….AB reached out to the SNJ . He asked them to correct a claim he served in the First Gulf War, in an article of theirs from 14 years ago.

His excuse when asked.

Strange that for someone who claims to be an intelligence and threat analyst for royalty that his own control on what Is written about him is never checked or corrected and the papers and TV news always think he’s an officer who advised the royals.

The WMHCHQ have had several dealings with the press and we have always checked the articles before the jerno goes to print and we have had not problems when we asked to see them.

He then admits to sprinkling glitter on the turd, but then blames business rivals for exposing his bloating and turd polishing.

Where he attempted to change his own web pages to hide his bloating

We pressed Bomberg more about his role

So why no news or TV reports that state ” Mr Alex Bomberg former Private and Valet to the Duke of Gloster” well that’s not going to sound as good as Alex Bomberg former Officer and ADC aides-de-camp who fought in the 1st Gulf War…….is it?

We then had a chat with others who knew him

WOMD and how he found them

As for his business we won’t comment other than

Once he knew we were on to him he started pruning his Facebook page and began asking his mates to stick up for him. He also used the typical threat of legal proceedings. Like we have not had that before😂

What a Bloater

Not on the same level as James Shortt, but takes one to know one

irony that he now complains