We gave him a chance to fezz up but hay ho. First Cumper if the year

Let’s keep this short, he did serve with the army but neve made it to battalion. He does not or has never served with the paras 
Well known as a bullshitter where he is currently living!
Phase 2 in 2004. Cap badged Irish guards but went AWOL in phase 2. Never passed P coy or wings course.

So wrong 
stable belt over old DPM waterproofs. 

Once exposed and after the sinking feeling of being caught red handed had passed, right out of the Cumper book of a hundred excuses! Fancy dress party and his account was hacked lol oh please

What a Cumper