Carl Saunders

TWMHCHQ Of badly-shaped berets and walts that never fails to yield an annual crop of idiots and Carl Saunders is finger licking good for an outing.
Carl has got the Tshirts to prove he was Para and SAS, just has no records to back it up, A Grade A chod!! and If there’s one thing the ‘Maroon Machine’ dislike ‘with fries to go’ is fat piss-takers basking in the reflected glory of their regiment and the whole airborne family.
If only he followed in his Great Great Uncle Colonel Sanders foot steps. 
No P Coy record
No Para record
No one knows in in the Para Battalions

What a Cumper
Update 26/11/2017

After tell tales that he lost his right foot in a Syria it turns out it’s from stepping on scissors. He has moved on to his next victim who We expect he will mug off both with lies and for money