Meet David Stalder. At first glance you my be mistaken for thinking he’s a very keen airsoft type of guy,

But look deeper and he walting by the nature of his posts make it very clear what he wants people to think

Sorry David but you have no military Parachute record.


The HALO picture you claim is you was from Moody Air Force Base

Despite what the eBay certificate on your mantle might claim

No records from either units in fact

Must have been giving it large to end up like that. Or was this David suggesting he’s just back from ops

End of the day. Why do it?