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Those who have followed the WMHCHQ over the years know we are not very popular with Walter Mittys, Bloaters and forces Charity scammers for the obvious reasons.

The condemned walts normal “Modus Operandi” or MO as Konjac would say, was to try and call our bluff followed by a car crash of walting buffoonery after their walting wheels fell off once provided with our evidence, tactically harvest before they could hide their internet walting.

Some would hold their hands up, confess and get sent to the “WALT VAULT”. Others would still try it on and a very small section would delete their profile, hide for a while only to resurface under a new name and set up an anti walter mitty hunters or troll hunters facebook.

These pages all ran along the same lines, claiming they are going to expose the admin of those nasty walter mitty hunters who ruined their walting ways.

These pages would attract former exposed and about to be exposed walts in the vain hope they could bribe their way out of the situation they had placed themselves in. several of the Blackpool charity rackets and walts with hard cash have offered huge amounts of Wonga to anyone who could positively identity the admin behind the WMHCHQ.

The WMHCHQ is a big club and there have been several other like minded pages who try to emulate what we do, the admin of these pages have allowed themselves to be easily identified and thus found themselves accused of being the admin of the WMHCHQ with their faces plastered all over internetshire.

So far our identity is a closely guarded secret.  Only the Pope, some bloke called Colin, Boris Johnson and Prince Phillip know. 😉

So with all that, lets talk about Tinklesplash.


At first we ignored the ramblings of the page for what it was. deranged babble created by nothing more then an outraged Wankspangle, angry for being exposed and wanting some kind of control of the situation and a feeling of self importance, after all we took away his fake military identity which he used to gain admiration from the general public.

However, the page started taking a more sinister tone, highlighting anyone who commented on our page and making up some of the most outrageous claims in order to blacken their names and internet footprint.


The creator was also posting pictures of his victims children and making derogatory claims, all to hurt and infuriate those who had really served and their families.

For the WMHCHQ we decided to act so not to let other members reputations be tarnished with lies and fabricated evidence by the people behind these pages.

So off to work we went.


Firstly we looked more closely as some of the comments on this blog to work out when the person behind Tinklesplash first started commenting. We then looked at other posts by disgruntled walts or those claiming to be acting on a walts behalf and identified a common trend in writing style of a set of posts dating back to 2016. After we had exposed Alan Willcox from Southampton and poster called John started posting on the blog protesting for Willcox and playing the disability card.

As much as we sympathise with his disability it was not an excuse to walt in the way he was doing.

Read the link and you can view the comments


John was getting nowhere and his posts became more erratic and desperate, with the normal. “I will get you shut down etc etc, bla bla bla.




exib30 start

John buggers off, but then we get Micky and Jim commenting about every exposed walt.


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Micky and Jim bugger off and then we get Tinklesplash

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Even making out he had thousands of followers, yet only one comment allowed….more on that later.

With the help of some ex members of the Royal Military Police some more digging was done.


It was identified that each of the five email addresses linked to ’Tinklesplash’ have at some time been used to post messages to WMHC from IP address, this IP address belongs to virgin Media and is issued within the Southampton area.
It was noted that two of these email addresses have the number ‘24’ in the name; this is common as humans find it difficult to come up with replacement dates of birth etc.
These are:
A Google search was conducted for ‘Alan Willcox Southampton’
The fourth result – ‘Southampton train station – Accessible Britain’ could be seen displaying the name ‘Alan Willcox’, which is perhaps not unusual considering that the Walter Mitty ‘Alan Willcox’ lives in Southampton, and has disabilities that require the use of a wheelchair.


As it can be noted from the above image, ‘Alan Wilcox’ has left a review.
Upon viewing the page, the name ‘Alan Willcox’ is absent, from the viewable page content, upon viewing the page source, the name ‘Alan Willcox’ could be seen as the author.


The actual content of the page displayed what appears to be his username, namely ‘alan24924481’ which looks suspiciously like a service number. His number from the limited time he had served.

Again you will note 2492 is used in the email Jimhunter2492@.

It can be recalled that one of the email addresses as attributable to ‘Tinklespalsh’ above contains ‘2492’.
Upon reviewing the grammar on the review page, there are also some similarities to the ramblings on the ‘Tinklesplash’ WordPress page.
Furthermore, as it can be seen in the IP Address attachment, in Jun 16, the IP address was used to post using the mickytake4 email address, which was apparently done from Nottingham/Alfreton, but as we can see Willcox likes to travel and post about it.

Tinkle knew something was up and posted this


our guys looked at each of the IP addresses to resolve the ISP and approximate location, each of which pointed to the Southampton area. To be clear Virgin Media and Sky are both residential providers and there is no way these IP addresses are used by VPN providers, VPN providers tend to have servers in data centres as they would not be allowed to use residential ISPs and the bandwidth would not be sufficient.
Knowing Tinklesplash watched our page we posted a link to a new walter mitty hunters page called walter mittys exposed, On this page we set a simple trap and asked a member to post a picture of his flat. Nothing else, no leads or even a hint as to who lived there. Willcox did not disappoint .

Wow. How did Tinklesplash know who we were on about or where he lived.  Then flapping diversions taken from the book Cunning plans by Mr Sod off Baldric claiming to be from Blackpool.

Then more digging when Tinklesplash mentions Willcox army number and his alleged time in 63 Signals SAS which is the same claim made by Micky.

exib24 sas claim


We then posted up a CC1 out to all those who had their pictures along with accusations posted on the Tinklesplash page in order so victims of the page could collect visual evidence along with DTG of the offence.

The Tinklesplash page then switched to private and he started taking down his posts. However, Google is a bitch


No place to hide

He then attempted to call our bluff and open the page back up, but this time attempting to play the victim, only to drop yet another clanger.


Only one problem the Crime Ref number was issued in 2016 around the same time we exposed Willcox and from Hampshire. Willcox partner Alison who was desperate to identify the admin had used this number when she attempted to threaten the page with the police unless we took his outing down.

We then posted an IP and Email address and a further picture which until now was locked safely in the Willcox file which had never been used in his original outing.

Only he would know it was posted by his partner Alison


He then, Buggered off.


Members, introducing a little splash of tinkle as Alan Willcox.



But is does not stop there. He was used by another exposed Walter Mitty and charity con man, in the form of Chris Webster to spread his accusation and hate via proxy


It became obvious Webster was in contact with Willcox and feeding him in order to smear those who publicly exposed him.  The only Comment ever allowed on Tinklesplash


Webster being the slimy chap he is approached other pages attempting to get them to do the same.

We set up two clone Anti walt pages to ID the tinklesplash fake account of

and Webster made contact and did not disappoint.

Looking at the dates of Webster’s allegations and the date information/ allegations contained on tinklesplash Coincidence?


Will you ever learn Webster. We have more.

As with most walts and bloaters we have exposed, they like to desperately have the last word. It’s some sort of walting comfort blanket for their cumpery.

Willcox did not disappoint. Firstly admitting he was behind the trolling, then doing a runner with his final good bye post to his imaginary members. How sad!


Meet Alex Bomberg who will tell you he was a former ADC to Royalty., an officer and served in the 1st Gulf War amongst other claims.

These claims Mainly to media outlets and those he seeks business from. Obviously the likes of Sky News and other news outlets are not going to seek royal security advice from a former PTE who was a mess waiting, a driver/Batman.

Bomberg first came to our attention several weeks back and at first we felt one link in French was not enough visual evidence to go by and we were concerned this could be just business bitching in the security industry. Not the first time someone has tried to use us for that reason.

However, we decided to carry out our own investigation searching for other strands of evidence which could link Bomberg to exaggerating his service for gain… other words Bloating or Bloatburging!

Private Alex John Bomberg served in the Gloucester Regiment between 1991 and 1995, Alex was an Officers Mess waiter. In 1996 to 1997 Alex was a driver based at Kensington Palace.

These events are factual, but unfortunately Alex, bloated his military career to the media in order to promote himself as a Royal Protection expert to advance his reputation with the media.

.Alex has made claim that he was an Aide De Camp (ADC) to members of the British Royal Family, an ADC is a position only for senior military officers,

What’s it all about

something Alex never was, he posted this claim in 2009 on ARRSE under his account name bomb-int.

Here he clearly states “I was an ADC at Kensington Palace”

After putting this question to him he admitted, be it reluctantly that he had made that claim

Yet, He claimed on French TV a few weeks ago that he was an ADC.

Royal wedding interview

The pics are the screen shots from the link and google page clearly stating he is a an ADC, every journo cant be wrong and misquote him?

But when questioned he used this excuse

So it’s the interpreters fault! It was also noted that Blomberg was doing some serious pruning of his web and social media pages in order to hide the bloatarge.

Someone must have hacked his phone when he spoke to the jerno as well.

Then During an interview with ‘The Brunei Times’ in November 2013, Alex again is described as ‘…. the former military officer’ and again ‘…The former British Royal Aide’.

It may seem a long time ago 2004, but when Alex knew people had caught him out on his bloating lies, Alex in May 2018 quickly contacted the Stroud News & Journal and asked them to remove the claim about him serving in Gulf 1, nearly 14 years after the article was published, you can read for yourself in the email evidence, where the Stroud News & Journal say

‘….AB reached out to the SNJ . He asked them to correct a claim he served in the First Gulf War, in an article of theirs from 14 years ago.

His excuse when asked.

Strange that for someone who claims to be an intelligence and threat analyst for royalty that his own control on what Is written about him is never checked or corrected and the papers and TV news always think he’s an officer who advised the royals.

The WMHCHQ have had several dealings with the press and we have always checked the articles before the jerno goes to print and we have had not problems when we asked to see them.

He then admits to sprinkling glitter on the turd, but then blames business rivals for exposing his bloating and turd polishing.

Where he attempted to change his own web pages to hide his bloating

We pressed Bomberg more about his role

So why no news or TV reports that state ” Mr Alex Bomberg former Private and Valet to the Duke of Gloster” well that’s not going to sound as good as Alex Bomberg former Officer and ADC aides-de-camp who fought in the 1st Gulf War…….is it?

We then had a chat with others who knew him

WOMD and how he found them

As for his business we won’t comment other than

Once he knew we were on to him he started pruning his Facebook page and began asking his mates to stick up for him. He also used the typical threat of legal proceedings. Like we have not had that before😂

What a Bloater

Not on the same level as James Shortt, but takes one to know one

irony that he now complains

As the nursery rhyme goes” Old MacDonald has some medals” ….just not his.

Say hello and a Big Mac and cheese to our latest offering of cumpfuckery Nick MacDonald.

Nick came to our attention after several members were concerned about the claims being made by MacDonald, not only on social media, but press reports and during public speaking and always with an impressive rack of medals including the MM with WO2 rank.

Questions were put to MacDonald about his service in the Parachute Regiment and Royal Military Police and on one veterans forces Facebook page those asking the questions were banned. Meanwhile MacDonald said nothing and carried on enjoying the likeminded pages knowing genuine veterans had been banned.

So we had a look as having searched the London gazette we could not find him….strange as all MM recipients would have been annotated on.

More began to bubble to the surface as google search history uncovered several interviews MacDonald had made.

Hit the link

Falklands tale

” Among those fighting on the frontline was Nick MacDonald, a Royal Military Policeman and member of the Parachute Regiment who now lives in Farnham Royal. Engaging in the battles of Goose Green and Wireless Ridge, Nick had been in the army for six years and was one of the older soldiers at 28.

“It happened a long time ago and it feels like somebody else’s life,” said Nick, now 57.

I can’t talk about things I saw because people don’t understand, and when I’m with the guys who do understand we don’t have to. I’ve seen some pretty nasty things and sometimes they wake me up at night.”

More than 900 people died during the war. By his own admission, Nick was one of the ‘lucky ones’ who survived despite once watching a mortar land within metres and ‘fizz’ without exploding.”

Nick does not want to talk about it for a very good reason…..He was never there in the first place.

More links with direct claims by MacDonald


Link 2

Photos then surfaced of MacDonald taking remembrance parades representing the Burnham Royal British Legion. Do you do any due diligence guys?

After our checks and CC1’s MacDonald became aware we were checking his story out.

This hum dinger of an excuse then made its way to HQ.

Have some tissues standing by!

Admin: Burnham RBL Fb page applied to join this page a few minutes ago, asking for urgent contact. We responded and were asked to phone the president of the branch, B………. (retired RAF), on his mobile, in relation to Nick MacDonald. I’ve no reason to doubt that B is who he says he is, and he invited me to phone the branch to confirm his bona fides.

Long story short, Nick has been in hospital for over 2wks with pneumonia (he is apparently monitoring this thread, hence B contacting us) and has, in the past day or so, been bombarded with allegations of being a Walt. B tells me that the pics that Nick has shown him (with the medals) bear no resemblance to how Nick presents himself at the Branch. He only wears a Veteran’s badge and a scarlet beret on Remembrance Sunday.

Nick was at Depot briefly in ’74 before suffering a serious leg injury and being discharged. He’s never put himself forward as a retired WO2 in the RMP.

He is a valuable member of the RBL and does a lot for community relationships. And here’s the rub. About six weeks ago the branch was approached by (believed to be) members of an extreme right-wing organisation. They asked for Nick’s address (this was refused). It seems that Nick has put his head above the parapet on occasion to counter anti-Islamic rhetoric.

So, it is being put forward that Nick is the victim of a smear campaign.

Now that is by far the best excuse we have heard to date, but hang on. Did these so called Right wing groups only start this smear campaign Six weeks ago. The first link was dated April 2012.

Plus if what the admin of the Burnham RBL claim is true in his defence about never witnessing MacDonald wearing medals, then what is this picture all about then.

The very same B from the RBL ostanding next to MacDonald

The facts are MacDonald is a full blown Walt having never passed basic training and putting himself across as a former Falklands vet and winner of the MM and MID on his GSM.

He had received none of them and had attended P Company or Basic Para.

He was not known by 2 Para or showed up on SAMA82

He was not known by former and serving members of the RMP. MacDonald claimed despite wearing WO2 to some to have have reached WO1 rank yet was not known for either.

He was however a joe bag who went on the Biff and got out soon after.


up date

Since we first exposed MacDonald he’s attempted to hit back with a half arsed plan of claiming we got it wrong as he changed his name

Read here

Fighting back one

Fighting back 2

On the Facebook page of the Maidenhead local rag, MacDonald comes out of his hole to rubbish our claims, but soon takes it down as he also exposed himself as being the Admin of the Burnham Royal British Legion Facebook page, who had been vigorously defending MacDonald

chapter 17 of the How to be a Walt manual – excuses to use

Now slagging off the very organisation which has tried to protect him and in doing so taken a huge amount of flak

Welcome to strange world of serial dating fantasists Grant McNee. AKA Steve McIntosh

McNees first appearance for Bloating was in the Daily Record which he managed to get taken down when he complained to the press complaints commission.

The Daily Record took the article down due to a procedural error, but stood by the content of the article.

Read here for more

FIVE terrorised women from different sides of the world have revealed how they fell victim to a Scots internet sex cheat.

And they spoke of their fears that twisted charmer Grant McNee has used the web to prey on dozens more women worldwide.

Flabby, red-faced McNee is an unlikely Casanova. He’s unemployed and lives with his elderly mum in Larbert, Stirlingshire.

But he has used a dating website,, to snare lovers in South Africa, Canada and back home in Scotland.

McNee’s victims tell chillingly similar stories of how he quickly turns from a loving boyfriend into a snarling, money-grabbing, drunken control freak.

He told two lovers he was an expert in disposing of bodies, and bragged to another that he had been trained to kill in the SAS.

Further investigations revealed McNee likes to make bold claims of being 264 Signals (SAS) yet claims he’s never said such things .

However on his Steve McIntosh profile.

Using the Bloaters tried and tested nudge Nudge, wink wink no comment routine when posting a picture of a chap with some black & nasty on his face McNee clearly is still Bloating.

From someone who knows him.

I knew this bloke went round his flat, he tried to convince me he was SAS Sigs.

Even claimed to have been at the incedent where the SAS killed 8 man IRA ASU at the RUC station they hit with the bomb in the tractor and that he shot 2 of the ters.

He used to show me a picture of his girlfriend’s dad saying he’s was SAS.

He’d done hill phase HALO jumps the lot.

I was trying to help him with his alcoholism, had to call the ambulance and police twice on him.

I knew of the Grant McNee stuff as I told Andy McIntosh who wasn’t happy.

He tried telling me to choose between him or my fiancé.

The guy was a nightmare.

Obviously if McNee was the real deal then our contacts would be able to verify his SF credentials.

Nope. Not known

No record of UKSF Sigs selection attendance.

No military Parachute Record.

He was Royal Signals, just likes to roll the Turd in glitter a tad. You can’t polish it after all.


Say Hi to Gary Drayton. Likes knocking on old ladies doors saying he’s a homeless ex servicemen and asks for money. He just got caught and was filmed…

Another lady reported him claiming to be an ex Para hard on his luck and if he could spare some money.

He actively targets old ladies which indicates he’s watching his targets.

Watch him here

Turns out he’s a scabby little walting fibber.

If you see him in your area report him.

Here at TWMHCHQ we see plenty of dating scammers using stolen images of military personnel in order to fleece money from lonely lady’s hoping to get their new found love some much needed leave, but they have to pay for it first.

The scammers take time building up profiles and then patrol internetshire looking for the vulnerable. However, in this latest instalment the tabes were tuned.

please read

The wheels came flying off and Benson few off once it was pointed out he was being played like a fiddle .

Keep them peeled 😉

Another day and yet another bluffing walt darkens the doors of the WMHCHQ. Say hi to Mark Robson

Ex 2 Para and a member of the Pathfinders or by the looks of him The Piefinders platoon.

We were alerted to Robson some time ago and decided to keep tabs on him for a few months before unlocking the confession box

The very large Para Reg tattoo on his back and large selection of brand spanking new Para Reg and PF T-shirts may have had the untrained eye convinced. However, most definitely missing were those photographic memories of his days in the Reg or any hint of mutual friends with all those who served in 2 Para and PF invited to check him out after our CC1 a few months ago.

Robson knew back then that something was up and sanitised his Para Reg obsession, but like all walts the lure for belonging, like the catchy new phrase in the new army adds was to hard to resist and he was soon back to his old tricks and we were waiting.

After our CC1 came back nill return we consulted our contacts and surprise surprise no Para history what so ever. Yep and you guessed yet another Walter Mitty who claims to have PTSD

We then attempted to make contact but Robson was not keen to talk and once our come on down was posted last night ……

His page vanished. What a shock!

Yet another total wankspangle creating a reputation within his community of being a member of the Parachute regiment and pathfinder platoon when in reality he was neither.

In fact no service could be found.


Down the Walter Mitty hole for you Robson.

Update and a sort of apology