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Not content with bluffing the girls that he was a sexy and swerve Captain in the Royal Marines Duane thought it was high time he put those rascals of the Walter Cumper hunters club in their place. What follows will have you splitting your sides more so for the chaps who have been to Brize Norton on their jumps course…for real. We never thought Duane would fall for the Parachute trained bait but like all Cumpers he could resist.

Enjoy

Duane Chapman.

18 hours ago
Duane Chapman

My military photos are genuine and i have my number here and want my photos off here im a reservist

18 hours ago
Duane Chapman

My id i can provide

Can u get bk 2 me please asap

10 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok send your number and we can check. If it proves we will take them off. Over to you Capt

10 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Infact i can take pic of my id card rite now and send it

10 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok please do

10 hours ago
Duane Chapman

And if i dont have a card how would i no 2 report it missin or send it to thiz adress aswell if you check if this card is found pleadreturn to freepost pobox 3037 london n1 1br

And that is whats on the bk of a mod 90

10 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Are you going to send the picture of it then?

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Yes but dont no how 2 send it through a msg yes i was naughty and said i was higher than i am

9 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

So what is your number then

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Can you get on my photos its on tere

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Now you can take them off here cant you

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9 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

why is your thumb covering the Expiry date ?

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

It shows you tere so you can take pics off

All my pics please

9 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

No as you are not showing the full card. please show the Expiry date.

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Why you have seen what u needed yo no so please take them off because im not havin my name tarnesd like that

9 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok first that ID
1. Its old and you would have been issued a new one had you been serving still
2. Spr ? Not Captain then !
Trade you claim to be in
1. you claim you are in the Royal Marines yet show an Army ID card
2. your “Army” ID card shows an “Army” number and not an RN one.

So no you are a CUMPER and keep trying to bluff and you will find your self on the main page. However, the best way to get your pictures removed for good to enter the Cumper confession box. Let us know if you want to take up the offer and we will guide you through the process.

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Royal engineers 59 commando

9 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Cumper that is

Cumper confession box means wot

8 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

lol so why the RM capbadge?

8 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Because i passrd the course with the engineers they said i can wear it so i did

8 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok so as a member of 59 Cdo, when did you pass your basic Para course at RAF Brize Norton?

8 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Did my trainin at colchester with airborne and jumped at norton

8 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Right fair one mate so what year did you do your jumps

8 hours ago
Duane Chapman

2008

8 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Cool how many jumps did you have do

AT THIS POINT THERE WAS A LARGE GAP IN TIME DUE TO DUANE Checking out ARRSE AND OTHER WEB PAGES 🙂
7 hours ago
Duane Chapman

I did 8 but now its 5

7 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

So how many jumps then Duane and was it from 1000ft EQ sim 8 or BT80 standoff from 20,000 on O2

Right how high was you on your last jump

6 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Last jump of trainin or on the 59 course we talkin about

6 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Last jump of training as I take it due to being 59 you would have being using the specilist free fall rig as you have to jump with enginer loads

6 hours ago
Duane Chapman

There are no jumps on 59 commando course u go in as a black cap which isnt commando trained and they put you on s course after you have done the commando course

6 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

No the course you did at Brize Norton, you said you did 8 jumps what was your last jump. How high and was it from the back of the C17 using BT80 FF rig that 59 would use due to the special loads you have to jump with?

Duane Chapman

6 hours ago
Duane Chapman

800

6 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok cool and that was with the BT80 FF rig from a C17

5 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Now you no so will you be takin them pics off now

5 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

BT80 = Static Line Square Course for specilist like 59.

Yes will do soon but just need to clear up before will do. So was that jump with BT80 = Static Line Square Course for specilist like 59 from the rear tail gate of a C17. I know they used to use C130s but changed to the larger C17 after 2005 as it was cheaper. Tight MOD lol

5 hours ago
Duane Chapman

When i did mine it was out of a c130

5 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok, strange so out of the back of C130 on BT80 = Static Line Square rig

5 hours ago
Duane Chapman

1000 ft

From c130

5 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

What so 1000ft on BT80 = Static Line Square ?

5 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Or i can say 800ft to 1000ft which is rite

5 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

We you was the one who did the course so should know what hight your last jump was and on what rig from which exit. Normaly for 59 its rear tail gate BT80 = Static Line Square

5 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Yeah id did the course but we jumped out of a c130 by door not ramp

4 hours ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Right ok strange was that with BT80 = Static Line Square?

4 hours ago
Duane Chapman

Yes
about an hour ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok thats cool mate, so I take it you had to be taught all about the BT80 before they would let you jump it?

about an hour ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Do you want some form of open apology posted as well?

about an hour ago
Duane Chapman

Please if u can bud

about an hour ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

what would like us to post. Put a few lines together so we know.

about an hour ago
Duane Chapman

Sorry for the mistake

about an hour ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok will put somthing together. Just out of intrest so we can expose the right people. When went to Brize Norton where did you have your arrival brief for the course. Its so we can ask the real walts

about an hour ago
Duane Chapman

Base hanger

49 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok cool is that with the Airmarshal of the Parachute school as Im suppose the RAF do all the admin of you lot from then on

48 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

I had a pji

36 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok So when you arrive a pji sorts you out your room, your parachute and other stuff.

35 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

The swoc
Swo

34 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Is he the one who issues the BT80 parachute?

33 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Yes swo dose

Whats the base club called at norton
Thats 1 to pull up bud

31 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok mate we are just going to write up the retrection then let you see it first once you are happy with it and its correct we will post it up for all to see

31 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Yes thats cool bud
Lets see

26 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Not sure what is the name of it

24 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Here 1 for you to pull up on people that have said they have been noton bud

You no what wotg is

So my pics will be taken off here

17 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Yes just have to ge this up first. wotg is that were you take off then land your parachutes. I heard it has one of the smallest runways so the plan can land after you have landed so you can get back up as soon as. That must be cool to watch

14 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Nope its weston on the green

10 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Oh right is that were you can take off and land your parachute in the same place

6 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Its the place were u did your 1st jump

From a balloon

5 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Wow you jumped from a balloon what was that like? Walts would never know that

5 minutes ago
Duane Chapman
I no its like what reg is in bedfordshire

Sorry wot reg was at chicksands before they moved to ashford

6 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok I was told by one guy who was SAS that the Balloon shit him up when he did his, Was it the same for you?

5 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Yes
2 seconds ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Is it true there is no sound when you jump from the balloon

4 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Tere is no sound

2 seconds ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Must put the shits up you is it in a glass case as well. the sas bloke said the RAF had to put a glass case for safty as one bloke fell out in 2002

glass or plastic see through

about a minute ago
Duane Chapman
Plastic see through

2 minutes ago
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

It would be safe to say anyone who says the balloon jump is not scary is a real walt as even SAS blokes shit it

about a minute ago
Duane Chapman

I shit it trust me on that

The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

Ok mate this is what we are going to put let us know if its ok.

We the would like to make it clear that Duane Chapman is the real deal
As he answered our questions about his time at the Military Parachute School at RAF Brize Norton that he had to complete as part of his tests for Royal engineers 59 commando training as all 59 have to have their wings up. Only the real deal would know such things.
We can confirm Duane completed his last jump in 2008 at 1000 ft out of a C130 side door using a BT80 = Static Line Square Parachute.
That he had his arrival brief by the pji in the base hanger and his BT80 Parachute was issued to him by the the SWO.

Duane did his first jump from a Balloon in 2008 Duane said its shit scary and anyone who says its not is a real walt

2 minutes ago
Duane Chapman

Thats good bro

Thank you very much means my pics come of wall of shame of the lame ass wannabes

Well Bro you have just been well and truly cumpered swerves him right ;)………..WHAT A CUMPER

Club members.

As you know we like to try and give our outed Cumpers a chance to come clean. Every once and while we get their confession and mostly are full on. However we also get the ones who are only interested in getting their pictures taken down so they can continue on

Have you read the link?

13 August
Duane Chapman
Yes i have

13 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
What did you think Duane?

13 August
Duane Chapman
Itcwas gud thank you

13 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
What that we just exposed you for lying about passing a para course. lol

13 August
Duane Chapman
I no i passed my course and not a fake

13 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Of course but funny as one of our team who was wetting himself reading your crap worked at RAF Brize Norton at the School. You are talking shite. The Balloon stopped years ago, you don’t jump BT80 SLS any crow would know that. You don’t get issued a Parachute. You could not even get the jump heights right. lol

13 August
Duane Chapman
Im not a fake and i no what i did

13 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
so how could you get it so wrong?

13 August
Duane Chapman
I didn’t

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Duane at the moment you are making more of a fool of yourself and word is spreading. The best way forwards is for you to fezz up and admit you have done wrong. You gain for much more respect from this club for doing it. A few have done in the past and we take all the pictures down. Over to you on how you wish to proceed.

14 August
Duane Chapman
So wot you sayin

Bud

14 August
Duane Chapman
So what u sayin i shud what

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Simple, Own up as you have been caught out. You made it much worse when you started trying to bullshit about being Para trained to someone who had done the course. We can set up a confession thread you put down what you have lied about. I will stress we have aleady done a JPA track so know your true service histroy. As long as you are sincier you will be forgiven by the club for admitting your sins and the pictures come down. Its simple..Over to you

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14 August
Duane Chapman
Im sorry 4 sayin im para trained when i didn’t do it

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
and the rest Duane we now so much more. Like we said we did a JPA trace. The ball is really in your court on this one

14 August
Duane Chapman
So do you forgive me for makin muself better than i was and biggin myself up

Ok i told u what i heard from others

I did my trainin passed but thays bowt it

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Duane, you was never Commando trained come on you need to be genuine as at the moment you are not coming across as such. Like I keep saying. Its your call but we will not be removing a thing until you come clean about your service.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Ive done my trainin as a soldier and passed but woz given the green beret off captain sheriden so i must have been misinformed

That’s what he told me if ive been miss informed that’s my misyake and i will hold my hsnds up and appologise 4 that

Please help me fig this out please because that’s what he said to me my captain said it any ideas please

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Duane, you know what training and at what stage you only got to. As we do but only you can admit it. You know you was never allowed to wear the Green lid with RM Badge, Capts Rank and claim you was Para trained but you know you can go much further than that

14 August
Duane Chapman
Yeah i did my engineers course and passed it and got da green lid given 2 me by my c/o so i dunt no what went wrong can u write summat bowt me not tellin the truth bowt all my trainin please

Any ideas what went wrong

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Duane you only get awarded a green lid after completing AACC, you was never just given it just for going through phase 1

14 August
Duane Chapman
Ok so i thought woz commando trained becsuse that’s what my c/o said so he was in da wrong givin it me then

Can u please help mr with writin up an apology please as im not gud at writing stuff

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Come on Duane you know people are not going to buy that. Last year you went to see an RM careers advisor in AFCO Manchester. You only sat the RT test which you failed.

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
So you are still serving?

14 August
Duane Chapman
As part time

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
What unit

14 August
Duane Chapman
75 engineers

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
You are telling porkys again Duane.

14 August
Duane Chapman
No im not asked 4 a discjarge and no discharge papers

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
You are on JPA as no longer serving.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Ive never got papers statin that ive been discharged

But i never got any discharge papers

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
You were TA so know you just never went back as you are not being paid.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Well i went bud dunt no what happened tere then plus what date dod it say i was at granthsm by da way

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Duane we gave you a chance and you are not fezzing up. You need to stop playing dumb. Its not working !

14 August
Duane Chapman
Im not playin dumb i went bk and i have no papers statin ive been discharged and im bein truthfull on that

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Endex this end you had your chance.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Ill admit to biggin me up yeah asked u 2 help me write summat up

Ok ill be a man own up and appolyse but will need help writin summat up

Is thst ok o

Ok

Ill fezz up to biggin myself up and hold hands up and appologise any ideas what 2 put in it

Can we talk bowt it bud

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
It has to come from you and has to be a full on one or people will not give you a chance.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Will do but wud u write it up as u can c my spellin is bad as u can c plus do u need that certificate photo adwell

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Sorry Duane but you had loads of chances and kept playing us a merry dance. Right up to try to fool us that you was still serving.

14 August
Duane Chapman
I am not plsyin ive not received my papers

Im goin 2 fezz up and say i bigged mesen up 2 be better tban what i woz im tryin 2 tink of a gud appology 2 rite down any gud wrds 2 use and bassically eat humble pie

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Duane you know you was not serving as you was not getting paid plus your expiry date on your ID was out. which was the reason you tried to hide it.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Buy as im sayin i havnt had my papers thu that’s what im sayin no discharge papers but will let u no when i call up 75 in ten mins ok but yes can u give me sum ideas 4 an apollogy note please and ill send u a draft of it

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
You ID is out of date, as you know it is

14 August
Duane Chapman
Giv me 5 mins ill find out now from 75

Spoken 2 them they have my papers so now im not servin as from decenber of 2012 im sorry for tinkin i woz still servin and hope we can sort tis out

14 August
Duane Chapman
Hi there im chapman sorry 4 sayin stuff that i havnt done i really am and hope u can 4give me 4 that and i no its not rite and wud like 2 tink i can be 4given in time and really do mean it guys please 4give me and i agree with it all if u tink that u cant but i really wanna appologise from da bottom of my heart

14 August
Duane Chapman
Hope that’s ok and im sorry 4 wasting ure time bud

U tere

What do u tink of that appology

14 August
Duane Chapman
Anything else i need 2 appologise 4

Please talk 2 me

14 August
Duane Chapman
R u tere bud

When u get bk msg me please

14 August
Duane Chapman
What did u tink of my appology

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
So far you have not admitted a thing and have spent the day trying to twist your way out. You need to admit on several things you lied about. IE

1. Never a royal Marine.
2. Never passed a Para Course
3. Never passed the Commando course.
4. Never was a Captain.
5. Never want to Iraq or Afghan.
6. Served for a short time but not serving since? If you really want to come fully clean then just show the expiry date on your ID

14 August
Duane Chapman
I have cum clean and that’s why i asked u 2 help with da appology as im not gud at tis stuff

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Ok but you will need to send the photo of the ID with the expiry date.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Even though i got a new 1 and handed it bk

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Still need to see it as you hid it before

14 August
Duane Chapman
I got a new 1 last June and i handed new 1 in

2 75 2dau tats da trurh

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
So what about the one you still have?

14 August
Duane Chapman
That’s at home ex last June

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
We can’t wait.

14 August
Duane Chapman
Please dunt put my old card up on site please

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
We just need to see the Expiry date

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Ie Card in full

14 August
Duane Chapman
My old card

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Yes please

14 August
Duane Chapman
Aslong as it dosnt go up on da site

14 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ

we need to see the full card with expiry date

14 August
Duane Chapman
Ok tats fair

tis is my old card

14 August
Duane Chapman
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14 August
Duane Chapman
U got it

Cud u please rite tat apollogy please if ok

https://www.facebook.com/duane.chapman.31
10 hours ago
Duane Chapman
Wud u be able 2 write summat up please bud

10 hours ago
Duane Chapman
U tere

7 hours ago
Duane Chapman
Cud u help me write up an appology note please let me no

If u can

7 hours ago
Duane Chapman
Hi im chapman im sorry i lied bowt a few things and hope ud be able 2 4give me i tried makin myself out better than i woz i must admit i woz in da wrong 4 tat and i never passed da para course and stuff like that im sorry 4 that hope u guys can 4give me

Let me no wot u tink please

Csn i talk 2 u please

Im no gud at apologys

Duane Chapman
16 August
Duane Chapman
I dunt no do u tink my apollogy will be ok and will u be able 2 take my pics off aswell

The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
16 August
The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ
Can you honestly state that you will never Walt it again once we take those pictures down

Duane Chapman
16 August
Duane Chapman
I promise u with my heart tat i will never walt again bud

Duane Chapman
16 August
Duane Chapman
Yes i can honnestly state i will never walt again bud

Duane Chapman
16 August
Duane Chapman
I wont ever do tat again bud i promise u on that

Duane Chapman
12 hours ago
Duane Chapman
I promise u i will never do tat again after u take them pics down i promise u on tat and hope u can take them down soon please

Note Duane still keeps up his profile photo in RM headdress…..Yes Duane you realy are sorry!
https://www.facebook.com/duane.chapman.31

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